Plainfield Teacher's College


Plainfield Teacher's College was an imaginary college, created as a hoax, that fooled the New York Times sports department and college football fans across the country.

The pride of Plainfield

In 1941, stockbroker Morris Newburger and radio sales executive Alexander "Bink" Dannenbaum concocted the idea of a mythical college football team. Using the name Jerry Croyden, Newburger phoned the New York papers and Dannenbaum phoned the Philadelphia papers with fantastic stories of Plainfield's lopsided victories over several schools, beginning in late October. For the first two weeks, the scores and the opponents in the New York and Philadelphia papers did not match but by the third week, they were better organized.
When the newspapers started printing the scores week after week, Newburger and Dannenbaum invented other details, including a sophomore running back named Johnny "The Celestial Comet" Chung, whose amazing abilities on the gridiron was chalked up to the rice he ate on the bench between quarters. Hop-Along Hobelitz was named as Plainfield's coach. There was even speculation that Plainfield might secure a bid to a small-college bowl game; in fact, Newburger had already planned for the team to "play" in the non-existent "Blackboard Bowl" in Atlantic City at season's end.
After several weeks of Plainfield victories, Red Smith from the Philadelphia Record decided to actually go to Plainfield, New Jersey, to try to find the college -- and, of course, there wasn't one.
Finally, Newburger and Dannenbaum had to confess, and "Jerry Croyden" wrote his final press release, stating that Plainfield had cancelled its remaining schedule as Chung and several other players were declared ineligible after flunking exams. The Tribune took it in good humor, reporting the hoax; columnist Franklin Pierce Adams even wrote a song for Plainfield, to the tune of Cornell's "Far Above Cayuga's Waters": "Far above New Jersey's swamplands / Plainfield Teacher's spires! / Mark a phony, ghostly college / That got on the wires...!"

1941 "season"

All games and opponents are fictitious.
WeekDayDateOpponentResult
1Benson InstituteW
2ScottW
3ChestertonW
4FoxW
5SaturdayOctober 25, 1941WinonaW 27-3
6SaturdayNovember 1, 1941Randolph TechW 35-0
7SaturdayNovember 8, 1941IngersollW 13-0
8SaturdayNovember 15, 1941Appalachian Normalcancelled
9SaturdayNovember 22, 1941Harmony Teacherscancelled
10Blackboard Bowl at Atlantic Citycancelled