Muddle Earth
Muddle Earth is a children's novel by Paul Stewart, published in 2003, and illustrated by Chris Riddell. It is largely a parody of The Lord of the Rings by J. R. R. Tolkien. Like LOTR it is divided into three sections: Englebert the Enormous, Here Be Dragons and Doctor Cuddles of Giggle Glade. In 2011, a sequel titled Muddle Earth Too was published.
Plot
Joe Jefferson, a boy from the ordinary world, has been summoned to Muddle Earth, a medieval fantasy world "full of monsters, mayhem, and more", by the wizard Randalf. He is then exhorted as a "warrior-hero". In other words, he must fight evil on behalf of Randalf, who has in turn been contracted by the ruler of Muddle Earth, the Horned Baron. The Horned Baron, however, has problems that even Randalf cannot attend to: his wife Ingrid is a very demanding woman. This is a trait that the evil villain Doctor Cuddles pays heed to, and uses to his advantage in all three sections of the novel.Similarities to ''The Lord of the Rings''
Characters- Joe: the reluctant hero, who just wants to go home – Frodo
- Randalf: Incompetent wizard – Gandalf
- Brenda: the warrior princess. Scared of nothing, apart from elves – Éowyn
- Elves: Hardworking, and resembling the house-elves from the Harry Potter series – Elves: Proud warriors and elegant beings
- Talking Trees: Found in Elfwood – Ents or Huorns
- Margot: treasure-loving dragon – Smaug
- Doctor Cuddles of Giggle Glade – Sauron
- Quentin The Cake Decorator: A previous warrior-hero of Randalf who has joined Doctor Cuddles – Saruman The White
- The Horned Baron: the leader of Muddle Earth – Arguably could be Théoden or Saruman
- Muddle Earth – Middle-earth
- Mount Boom: a mountain that intermittently goes "BOOM", thus the name – Mount Doom
- Musty Mountains – The Misty Mountains: where Gollum was found by Bilbo Baggins
Other people and places
- Norbert – His full title is Norbert the Not-Very-Big, even though he is 15 feet tall. Cannot read.
- Veronica – A blue budgie. Familiar of Roger the Wrinkled, and later Randalf.
- Henry – Joe's faithful battle hound. Not seen in the CBBC series.
- Roger the Wrinkled – The greatest wizard in Muddle Earth. Was captured by Dr Cuddles.
- Bertram the Incredibly Hairy – Wizard. Captured by Dr Cuddles.
- Boris the Bald – Wizard. Brother of Bertram. Captured by Dr Cuddles.
- Eric the Mottled – Wizard. Captured by Dr Cuddles.
- Ernie the Shrivelled – Wizard. Captured by Dr Cuddles.
- Melyvn the Mauve – Wizard. Captured by Dr Cuddles.
- Colin the Nondescript – Wizard. Helped Dr Cuddles create the Tickle Squad. Captured by Dr Cuddles.
- The Horned Baron – Ruler of Muddle Earth. Husband of Ingrid, who always refers him as Walter. His appearance is a possible reference to the Horned King from The Black Cauldron. In Muddle Earth Too he is retired and it is revealed he is a goblin. He is a major character in the CBBC series.
- Ingrid – Unseen wife of the Horned Baron. Is also a minor character in Muddle Earth Too. Described as having huge, pudgy legs and big feet. She is only heard in the CBBC series, though is seen as a dragon in the episode "Don't Go Changing" as a result of a spell gone wrong.
- Grubley – Owner of Grubleys Discount Department store. He appears briefly in Muddle Earth Too. So far, he had four appearances in the CBBC series.
- Smink – Grubley's assistant. He also appears briefly in Muddle Earth Too. Like Grubley, he had four appearances so far in the CBBC series, though on his first two he is seen working on his own as a travelling salesman.
- Fifi – Also known as Mucky Maud of Mucky Maud's Lumpy Custard Club. Loves the Horned Baron. In Muddle Earth Too she is the, now retired, Horned Baron's wife. Has made three appearances in the CBBC series so far, the first of which her face wasn't seen.
- Englebert the Enormous – Huge ogre. Terrorised Muddle Earth by squeezing sheep while looking for its snuggly-wuggly, which Dr Cuddles stole and sold it to Grubley who made them into singing curtains for Ingrid. A similar ogre appears in one episode in the CBBC series but is unnamed.
- Benson – Head gardener for the Horned Baron. Promoted to the Horned Baron's personal manservant. Later promoted to Horned Baron, though in the CBBC series, he remains the Horned Baron's manservant.
- Margot – Friendly female dragon. Likes Norbert. Likes shiny things. She does not appear in Muddle Earth Too. Also she is blue
- Smarm – A gnome who works in Fifi's club.
- Lord of the Teaspoons – A small silver teaspoon who travels all around Muddle Earth to seek the cutlery who will not rest till they are led by him.
- Quentin the Cake Decorator – Randalf's first warrior hero. Now serves Dr Cuddles. In Muddle Earth Too he is the cake druid and master of the cake competition. Not seen in the CBBC series due to the inclusion of Pesticide.
- Dr. Cuddles – A mysterious, cloaked figure; evil, bitter and power-hungry. Constantly tries to take over the land. Revealed to be Randalf's pink teddy-bear, Charlie Cuddles, whom Randalf animated by accident.
- Here Be Dragons – Area of mountains with lots of caves full of dragons.
- Harmless Hill – Quaint looking hill. Quite harmless, you just have to look out for the killer daisies.
- Trollbridge – A bridge inhabited by trolls. Very messy.
- The Musty Mountains – A very, very old mountain range. They stink because all old things smell at least a little.
- Elfwood – A wide forest, once was home to the elves, until they were all employed around Muddle Earth. Its trees can talk, making it an analogue to Fangorn Forest.
- Goblintown – A large, cramped city with the buildings all built on top of each other. Home to the goblins. Very characteristic odour.
- The Perfumed Bog – A wide purple bog. Smells sickly sweet. Possible analogue to the Dead Marshes.
- The Enchanted Lake – A big lake that floats. Raised by, and home to, the wizards.
- Ogrehills – A hilly area. Home to the ogres. Possible analogue to the Emyn Muil.
- The Horned Baron's Castle – A big castle in the musty mountains. Home to the Horned Baron.
- Giggle Glade – Home to Dr Cuddles. Is a glade with a sweet cottage situated in the middle of Elfwood.
- The Sandpit – A pit full of sand. Good for Goblin picnics.
Sequel
The story features a great many more characters than Muddle Earth. Some of the major new characters include:
- Pesticide – A flower fairy. She steals the Goblet of Porridge to become rich but is "not evil", just misunderstood. She also appears in the CBBC series as Dr. Cuddles' accomplice and is depicted as a gothic fairy.
- Nettle, Thistle and Briar Rose – Her accomplices, the flower faries.
- Edwina Lovely – The major villain in the story. She appears nice but is in fact a ruthless vampire.
- Edward Gorgeous – A handsome student at Stinkyhogs. He is in love with Ella. He has become a vampire because Edwina bit him.
- Lord Asbow – The eccentric Dean of the University of Whatever. Has a dog named Damien.
- Eudora Pinkwhistle – Muddle Earth’s leading witch. A teacher at Stinkyhogs. Lives in Dr. Cuddles' old house.
- Mr. Fluffy – The woodwork teacher at Stinkyhogs. He is a werehamster.
- Kings Edmund & Peter and Queens Susan & Lucy – Pompous heads of Stinkyhogs' rival school.
- Eraguff and Delia – Dragons.
- Mrs. Couldn't Possibly – Asbow's assistant.
- Smutley – Grubley's son.
- Mr. Polly – A cyclops and teacher at Stinkyhogs.
- Peat – The bog-man.
- Titiana and Oberon – Pesticide's parents.
- Definitely no Dragons here – Only briefly mentioned in Muddle Earth. It is where the Kingdom of Kings Edmund & Peter and Queens Susan & Lucy lies.
- Nowhere – Briefly mentioned in Muddle Earth. It consists of the barbarian camp, the cake competition and King Arthur’s palace.
- The University of Whatever – Run by Lord Asbow; contains many professors and their pets, all named Damien.
Other parody references
- Potholes – the meaning is taken literally, as a hole in the ground for pots for elves to cook things in: "What better place for a pot than a pothole". Variants include kettleholes.
- The Teaspoon – A small silver teaspoon. Revealed to be The Lord of the Teaspoons.
One teaspoon to rule them all,
one teaspoon to heed them,
one teaspoon to bring them all to giggle glade and lead them!
CBBC adaptations
In late 2006, Muddle Earth was adapted as a one-off story for CBBC's Jackanory. The Jackanory version covers the Englebert the Enormous section only, with a light reading of the rest of the book towards the end. Muddle Earth is read by actor John Sessions and produced and directed by Nick Willing.In 2009, the BBC commissioned an animated series of Muddle Earth for broadcast in spring 2010. The series consists of 2 seasons of thirteen 11-minute episodes. The programme is produced by CBBC, with animation from the Manchester-based Hullabaloo Studios, and features David Jason as the voice of Randalf. Sarah Muller serves as executive producer.
Episode List:
;Series 1:
- Footwear of Doom
- Ice Cold in Muddle
- Ogre the Hills and Far Away
- Muddle Earth Cuckoo
- Babbling Brook
- Turnip for the Books
- Best Wizard in Show
- Dragon Wind
- Mordrolf the Magnificent
- Clothes Maketh the Man
- Randalf's Memory Meltdown
- Missing Norbert
- Love Potion
- Attack of the Trolls
- Come into the Garden Mucky Maud
- The Great Elf and Spoon Race
- The Big Night Out
- Don't Go Changing
- Stampede
- Pesticide Shall Go to the Ball
- Ill Wind
- Toy Soldiers
- Fairy Fairy
- Norbert and the Golden Ticket
- The Horned Duke
- The Big Match
Characters exclusive to the CBBC series
- Newt – The main character and Randalf's adventurous apprentice, voiced by Paul Leyshon. Very similar in appearance to Joe from the original book.
- Fang – Dr. Cuddles' pet batbird, whom he uses as a spy and source of information. Is also willing to work for Pesticide.
- The Fairies – fairies that live in Fairy Valley, a location original to the CBBC series. Unlike traditional fairies, they are human-sized. They all wear dresses of varying colour, have different hairstyles and keep stiltmice as pets. The fairy with the bright blue dress is named Fifi and she appears to be their leader. Their sweetness comes from Fairy Dust; without it, they go out of control.
- Various unnamed ogres
- Gerald – A snuggly-wuggly who was stolen from an ogre by Pesticide under Dr. Cuddles' orders and thrown into the Horned Baron's castle to frame him for the theft, so the Horned Baron was taken by the ogre. Gerald didn't want to be the ogre's snuggly-wuggly again and got his wish when the ogre took Dr. Cuddles instead.
- Tallulah – A red dragon with a nasty temper, and Margot's niece. Went on a rampage when her egg was stolen.
- The Babbling Brook – A talking, gossiping river. Dr. Cuddles used her to turn Randalf and Norbert against each other, under threat of being drained of her water supply. When Dr. Cuddles fell in as Randalf and Norbert were getting to the end of their duel paces, she admitted the ploy to the two of them.
- Mordrolf the Magnificent – A wizard who was Randalf's old friend turned fraudulent thief. He had been stealing from all over Muddle Earth and usurped Randalf's position as official wizard to hide from the authorities. At the end of his episode, he was caught and was banned from practising magic and put on community service for his crimes.
- Prince Lionel Wolfclaw – the Prince of another land. His father can easily get annoyed should the prince be offended or should anything happen to him. In the end, he was sent to the Mirror Glacier to look for an "ice gremlin", but kept admiring his good looks there.
- The Stinky Swamp Demons – creatures that manifest themselves in the form of people's worst fears. Dr. Cuddles conjured up the Stinky Smog to bring them out and terrorise Goblintown on Muddle Earth Day.
- The Toy Soldiers – Computer-generated toy soldiers that Dr. Cuddles enchants in response to the Horned Baron's toy tax proposal. They then came to life on the thirteenth hour to capture the Horned Baron. They however turned against Cuddles when they were won over by Norbert's clothes-peg dolls.
- The Horned Duke – The Horned Baron's cousin. Wanted to take control of Muddle Earth from him.
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