In order of broadcast: Get Calf featured the already well known characters Paul Calf and his sister Pauline. Paul gets into trouble with three criminal brothers after witnessing a bank robbery and being forced to identify them in court. He joins a cult and retreats to their residence where he is lured into a porn film. In Dearth of a Salesman, Coogan plays the insensitive, egotistical computer hardwaresalesmanGareth Cheeseman. With similarities to Coogan's most famous creation, Alan Partridge, Gareth attempts to socialise and make a big sale during a sales conference while constantly checking to see if his car is safe. Despite his faults, Gareth appears destined to land a big contract, but fate intervenes. A Handyman For All Seasons: Main characterErnest Moss had previously appeared in live shows giving a safety lecture. Set in 1960 and mostly filmed in black and white. Ernest Moss, a general repairman, attempts to stop a large new property development in his home village while making repairs to his fellow villagers' homes. This episode also saw Coogan play the laddish Peter Calf, the father of Paul. Thursday Night Fever: Mediocre club entertainer Mike Crystal invents an alter-ego, Clint Stallone, when his career begins to falter. The manager of his club, Clement, thinks Clint is real and gets his nephew to photograph him in a compromising position with Mike's girlfriend, Debs. Natural Born Quizzers, featuring the mad, trivia-obsessive brothers Stewart and Guy Crump. When the brothers lost a children's quiz show in 1975, they burned down the studio, killing their parents and one of the sisters from the opposing team. 20 years later, the brothers kidnap their therapist and the surviving sister, Cathy, and make them re-enact the quiz on the roof of a car park with the now-transsexual quiz host, Jeremy Monkhead. It ends with Stewart and Guy taking the trophy and then detonating a bomb. The Curator: Tim Fleck, the curator of a very dull museum, is disgusted to find that his museum is being taken over to build a steak house upon his mother's death. On opening night, a masked man massacres the diners and a corrupt local councillor.